An application was for employment.
A program was a TV show.
A cursor used profanity.
And a keyboard was on a piano!
Memory was something that you lost with age.
And a CD was a bank account.
And if you had a corrupted disk,
It would hurt when you found out!
Compress was what you did to garbage .
Not something you did to a file .
And if you unzipped anything in public You'd be in jail for a while!
Log on was adding wood to a fire .
A hard drive was a trip on the road.
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived .
And a backup happened to the commode!
Cutting, you did with a pocket knife,
Pasting, you did with glue.
The Web was where a spider lived .
And a virus was the flu!
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